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Noreuil is a commune in the Pas-de-Calais department in the Hauts-de-France region of France 13 miles (21 km) southeast of Arras.
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{"type":"standard","title":"The Perfect Life","displaytitle":"The Perfect Life","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3824983","titles":{"canonical":"The_Perfect_Life","normalized":"The Perfect Life","display":"The Perfect Life"},"pageid":42697777,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/The_Perfect_Life.jpg","width":264,"height":377},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/The_Perfect_Life.jpg","width":264,"height":377},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286615787","tid":"6cc6d8c8-1e46-11f0-b357-4d5be4a26c44","timestamp":"2025-04-21T00:20:27Z","description":"2011 Italian film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perfect_Life","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perfect_Life?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perfect_Life?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Perfect_Life"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perfect_Life","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Perfect_Life","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Perfect_Life?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Perfect_Life"}},"extract":"The Perfect Life is a 2011 Italian comedy film directed by Lucio Pellegrini. It was screened out of competition at the 2011 Montreal World Film Festival.","extract_html":"
The Perfect Life is a 2011 Italian comedy film directed by Lucio Pellegrini. It was screened out of competition at the 2011 Montreal World Film Festival.<