{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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