{"type":"standard","title":"Shire of Goulburn","displaytitle":"Shire of Goulburn","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7498422","titles":{"canonical":"Shire_of_Goulburn","normalized":"Shire of Goulburn","display":"Shire of Goulburn"},"pageid":15056048,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Old_lga_Goulburn.png","width":250,"height":179},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/Old_lga_Goulburn.png","width":250,"height":179},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1154425142","tid":"f564890d-f0b8-11ed-aa9c-55371f254834","timestamp":"2023-05-12T11:34:30Z","description":"Local government area in Victoria, Australia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_of_Goulburn","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_of_Goulburn?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_of_Goulburn?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shire_of_Goulburn"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_of_Goulburn","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Shire_of_Goulburn","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shire_of_Goulburn?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Shire_of_Goulburn"}},"extract":"The Shire of Goulburn was a local government area about 120 kilometres (75 mi) north of Melbourne, the state capital of Victoria, Australia. The shire covered an area of 1,016 square kilometres (392.3 sq mi), and existed from 1868 until 1994.","extract_html":"
The Shire of Goulburn was a local government area about 120 kilometres (75 mi) north of Melbourne, the state capital of Victoria, Australia. The shire covered an area of 1,016 square kilometres (392.3 sq mi), and existed from 1868 until 1994.
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Gabrje pod Limbarsko Goro is a settlement northeast of Moravče in central Slovenia. The area is part of the traditional region of Upper Carniola. It is now included with the rest of the Municipality of Moravče in the Central Slovenia Statistical Region.
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