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Oberkochen station is a railway station in the municipality of Oberkochen, located in the Ostalbkreis district in Baden-Württemberg, Germany. The station lies on the Brenz Railway. The train services are operated by DB Regio Baden-Württemberg and SWEG Bahn Stuttgart.
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